Sunday 6 January 2019

The Twelve Archtypes of Christmas

Having a new player watch the game, who can't make up their mind as to what to play, You start with something simple, but then suggest increasingly complex character choices..

On the First Day of Roleplay, My GM said to me:
Play as a Warrior in Chain.

On the Second Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
Game as a Ranger, or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Third Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
to Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger, or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Fourth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger, or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Fifth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
a Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Sixth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
a Snooty Elven Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Seventh Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
a Book Academic,
Snooty stuck up Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Eighth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
a Short Dwarven Blacksmith,
Book Academic,
Snooty Elven Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Ninth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
to Haggle as a Merchant,
Short Dwarven Blacksmith,
Book Academic,
Snooty Elven  Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Tenth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
to Croon like a Bard,
Haggle as a Merchant,
Short Dwarven Blacksmith,
Book Academic,
Snooty Elven Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Eleventh Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
a Medieval Doctor,
Croon like a Bard,
Haggle as a Merchant,
Short Dwarven Blacksmith,
Book Academic,
Snooty Elven Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain

On the Twelfth Day of Roleplay, my GM offered me:
a Mind Bending Mystic,
Medieval Doctor,
Croon like a Bard,
Haggle as a Merchant,
Short Dwarven Blacksmith,
Book Academic,
Snooty Elven Noble,
Spell Caaaasting Maaaaaaage,
to Pray like a Priest
Sneak like a Rogue,
Game like a Ranger,
or just
Play as a Warrior in Chain





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